Posted on Monday, November 30th, -0001 at 12:00 am by Anita
It's a Debate for the Ages.
Bacon. Diamonds. Which is better for you? We've come up with 3 (completely not true) reasons why Bacon just doesn't have a chance against Diamonds.
1. The (fictitious) Anti Bacon Alliance wants you to see why BACON = BAD (Click here if you dare...)
But gosh darn it, It tastes sooooo good!!!
** For the record, Diamonds are pure, crystallized carbon. No artificial additives, preservatives or harmful chemicals in diamonds, my friend!
2. For the average consumer, bacon just doesn't last as long as a diamond does (Click here ------>Don't invite this guy to breakfast)
3. In addition to Vegetarian and Vegan friends, another (fictitious) group "Swines United Against Flitch" (It's a real word, click here...) states that the worldwide love of bacon is decimating their membership, and they may need to approach (also fictitious, but clever) "Poultry United Against Volaille" (Also a real word, click here) to bolster their member rosters.
Come on! Can't we all just get along? Why not Bacon covered diamonds? Bacon FLAVOURED diamonds?
For the real deal (a professionally written Bacon vs Diamonds analysis), we urge you to click here for Huffington Post's in depth review. funny how the video link on the article is now "magically unavailable".
But check out this video link which suggests that Dads prefer Bacon to Diamonds for Father's Day!
This may seem like alot of clicking, but we just figured out how to do it, and we are somewhat obsessed. Lol.
Until next time, friends.